When you pull down your trousers and boxers and do a huge bare ass fart or your mates face and spray his face jus a little with poo. Usually played as a prank wen the victim is asleep or restrained.
Its kinda like a shart but in someone's face.
The spray is usually Due to the fact that you've had the shits (diarrhoea) prior to the fart.
Its kinda like a shart but in someone's face.
The spray is usually Due to the fact that you've had the shits (diarrhoea) prior to the fart.
Guy1: 'Oh dude you just shit sprayed in jimmy's face!'
Guy2: Yer... my bad. I was pissing like a girl out my ass earlier. Probli should of thought about the consequences beforehand ey??
2 Hours later.
*Jimmy wakes*
Jimmy: 'My god, someone needs a fresh pair of boxers.'
Guy2: Yer... my bad. I was pissing like a girl out my ass earlier. Probli should of thought about the consequences beforehand ey??
2 Hours later.
*Jimmy wakes*
Jimmy: 'My god, someone needs a fresh pair of boxers.'
by duttyboy February 10, 2010
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dude2: me? i watch american pie ... euh sorry, american shit rather!
dude1: it's more just!
dude2: me? i watch american pie ... euh sorry, american shit rather!
dude1: it's more just!
by skhal September 1, 2009
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to bring left over, warm or incredibly inexpensive beer to a party with no intention of drinking them, then leaving those beers in the host's cooler/fridge and drinking from the keg, or pulling other people expensive beers from the cooler/fridge all night.
shit-beer(ed) past tense
to bring left over, warm or incredibly inexpensive beer to a party with no intention of drinking them, then leaving those beers in the host's cooler/fridge and drinking from the keg, or pulling other people expensive beers from the cooler/fridge all night.
shit-beer(ed) past tense
Ted: Had a good time at the party on Saturday. How was the clean-up on Sunday?
Fred: Not too bad, no one puked. But, Dom shit-beered me again. I found four warm Southpaw Lights in my cooler this morning.
Fred: Not too bad, no one puked. But, Dom shit-beered me again. I found four warm Southpaw Lights in my cooler this morning.
by DHAMMER September 14, 2009
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This individual takes the shit, while the people below him/her are shielded from management's crap, trouble, finger pointing, etc..
This individual takes the shit, while the people below him/her are shielded from management's crap, trouble, finger pointing, etc..
"I'd like to apply for a higher paying, more senior position at the office, but I wouldn't want to end up being the shit umbrella for the whole department".
by BigE_from_New_York_City April 6, 2010
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Get the shit fucked mug.To cut a hole in the top of a frozen chicken/turkey before ramming it on to somones head followed by slowly pooring liquid excrement into the hole and allowing them to drown.
by james petch June 22, 2010
Get the thanks shitting mug."Taking A Gargoyle Shit" is the act of perching oneself on the toilet bowl as though they were a gargoyle in order to encourage the flow of the bowels.
This is often seen as a dangerous act if one is not careful: shit may spew.
This is also considered a dangerous act if one is perching oneself on an unsturdy toilet bowl: glass will shatter, then shit will spew.
This is often seen as a dangerous act if one is not careful: shit may spew.
This is also considered a dangerous act if one is perching oneself on an unsturdy toilet bowl: glass will shatter, then shit will spew.
John: Oh, man, Dan took a gargoyle shit last night. It didn't end up very well.
Michael: Why not, bro?
John: Well, he spewed too hard and shattered the glass and now he's down at the dean's office talking about how he's going to pay for the dorm's toilet.
Erica: I broke up with Anthony last night.
Jenna: How come? You guys were doing so well.
Erica: He took a gargoyle shit and ruined the toilet in my grandmother's house.
Michael: Why not, bro?
John: Well, he spewed too hard and shattered the glass and now he's down at the dean's office talking about how he's going to pay for the dorm's toilet.
Erica: I broke up with Anthony last night.
Jenna: How come? You guys were doing so well.
Erica: He took a gargoyle shit and ruined the toilet in my grandmother's house.
by Ja'mie Antoinette May 14, 2011
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