Fly Heaven

The heaven where well-behaved flies spend their afterlife, primarily consisting of a fecalicious, auto-self-replenishing turd, as they swarm head and knee deep in it, feasting & breeding in eternal happiness.

"If a fly is well-behaved in its lifetime, it gets to spend eternity in fly heaven"

by AutomneArctique June 13, 2017

flying lolers

someone who is really funny. comes from the expression "flying colors"

chick1 "I just came back from a date with this guy."
chick2 "whats he like?"
chick 1 "He came through with flying lolers!"

by lordofdudes April 27, 2011

pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do

a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?

by Sexydimma May 25, 2015

vietnamese fly trap position

This process involves finding the hidden spot on a Vietnamese lady that is covered in a thick layer of brush. When located, your penis will be gravitationally sucked into the trap leaving you immobilized. The only way out of the trap is to force your body with brute strength back in forth inside of her. This causes friction to burn the shrubbery and it to release the penis.

I used the vietnamese fly trap position to heat up my rice.

by kingify January 14, 2025

Fly str8

Not Cheating people usually in within crime

Usually used by criminals to show they don’t cheat other people in crime

I’m not going to rob the plug I fly str8

by fraudster 1997 May 10, 2025

The fly on the car

When you’re already having a bad day and then something else happens and it just tips you over the edge.

Origin: Like when you swerve off the road and your car is teetering on a cliff edge and your weight is just barely keeping it from falling off the mountain. But then a fly lands on the car and you plummet over the edge of the cliff.

*accidentally sharts on an already bad day* “ah man, well ain’t that just the fly on the car!”

by Fatimama December 17, 2024

Venus Fly Trap

Hairstyles: you’ve heard of the flat top, the buzz cut, & the beehive. The Venus Fly Trap is the official name of Mike Pence’s hairstyle

Mike Pence’s hairstyle is true to its name. His Venus Fly Trap caught a housefly at the 2020 VP Debate

by VinnyL October 8, 2020