nut musket

Penis

She took a shot to the face from my nut musket.

by jcstreetz April 4, 2016

nutty nuts

it goes peegoo, nuts, nutty nuts, nutty nuts, wae-wer!

Man: what is favourite song
Man 2: peegoo, nuts, nutty nuts, nutty nuts, wae-wer
Man : wow that gamer

by dittothe1st December 12, 2021

A Nut Allergy

A curse. A stupid curse, that does not allow you to have peanut butter, or pistachio cupcakes, or anything along the lines of “Nut.”

Except for honey NUT Cheerios. And corn NUTS.

Dude 1: “Ayy do you want some rocky road ice cream?”
Dude 2: “Nah mate, I got A Nut allergy.”

by Le cat in le box. June 12, 2018

Butt Nuts

its where you have your testicles surgically removed (by a doctor) and placed in to your ass cheeks to supply padding and comfort when I sit or lay

"I went to the doctors and had Butt Nuts now its less painful when I fall on my ass and more comfort when I sit down"

by Sargent Gamer May 30, 2016

Nut Cake

An art practiced in sex where right as your about to nut, do it on the outside of a vagina,so the nut resembles the frosting on a cake.

Guy 1: So how did the sex go.
Guy2: It was the best sex I've ever had.

Guy 1: Good for you buddy. How did you reward her for it?
Guy2: I made her a Nut Cake.

by ChipFlip. September 16, 2017

Nut knocked

To impregnate a female.

My life has been nothing but hell after I found out I nut knocked that chick from Lazlo's party.

by ALL BIZ July 23, 2019

hot nut

When a man nuts after heating his balls with a blowtorch

My girlfriend came home when i was attempting to give myself a hot nut but failed and instead burned my balls.

by wowzas3 December 21, 2018