sauce job

The act of cooking up something exotically delicious while your parents aren't home. Sometimes it involves using products like teriyaki sauce and ends with the "saucers" having crabs.

Damn! Paul gave me a sauce job, and ever since I've been scratching like a bearded (crab) fisherman.

by samuri joe October 10, 2008

Turf Job

When a girl performs a footjob, where she rubs her feet up and down his dick until he cums all over them, however the chick has athlete's foot which can lead to an infection of the male's groin and inner thighs.

Kate last night gave me this amazing Turf Job last night, but this morning everything itches like crazy.

by nipplejuice October 23, 2010

jaw-job

same as a blow-job but performed by a 'Barbie's Ken'-looking individual or preferebly blond american sporty guy similar to those appearing on CK and RL posters

that dude would be perfect for a jaw-job!!!
yeah, he's awesomly fabulous!

by genjejawsfun June 2, 2010

Wax Job

To bite off a girls pubes while having sex.

Dude me and my girl friend were doing it and I accidently have here a wax job.

by Thereal29 May 4, 2014

Italian job

The act of getting a blow job from a fat chick while she shoves a tube of pepperoni up you ass and you drizzle tomato sauce on you balls.

I got a italian job from you sister lastnight.

by Bennybeerski August 31, 2011

Toss Job

In word's a handjob where a girl rubs your dick up and down simotaniously with a passion.

When she has got you to cum always tell her to Smile :')

A girl who knows how to sexually give a boy real pleasure hmm Toss Job

by Homie145 May 14, 2006

Job’s a Fish

A noncencical phrase just heard said by one copper to another, who repeated it, on Police Interceptors. Enough said. A perfect example of their sad, cliquey humour.

Piggie 1: “Vehicle’s now off the road - job’s a fish”
Piggie 2: “Job’s a fish! Oink!”

by Pickled-Brain May 20, 2022