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Ninja Duck

I was reading my daughter a bedtime story and farted. I told her she had ninja ducks running around in her room.
by #1id10t April 13, 2020
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ninja

Ninja is a complete idiot and is addicted to his games.
Do NOT subscribe to him or follow him at all costs
You will be bombarded with meaningless fortnite streams
Dude ninja is such a moron, don’t do anything with him
by The Dissnosaur December 1, 2018
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Ninja

A crybaby bitch that streams fortnite and apex legends on twitch, Every time he dies to someone in fortnite he throws a fit and calls them a stream sniper.
Ninja reported me for stream sniping when I didn't do anything.
by ResetRBLX February 19, 2019
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NINJA

NINJA - A way to call someone a nigger! Most black people would never know! Its a white thing!
"Look at all those ninja's standing on the street corner selling drugs"

"damn ninja's"
by monster69 February 5, 2010
mugGet the NINJAmug.

Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja
I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.
by humansvs aliens January 1, 2017
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Nut Ninja

Noun. A person who has gotten away with ejaculating in public more than 50 times.
Guy 1"Bro did Chad get his certificate yet?"

Guy 2"for what?"

Guy 1"He's gotten away with fapping in the Wendy's so many times he can be eligible for a Nut Ninja Certificate"
by Sybr767 October 22, 2020
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Ninja disgust

When someone, usually your parents, randomly springs a topic, usually sex related, onto you unsuspectingly. Much like a ninja attack its always a surprise and sometimes its deadly.
"Son...I found these condoms"
"Woh! Ninja Disgust...how about some warning next time"
by Mermaidmagic October 14, 2011
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