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Josh

Adjective - Having one more at staff drinks (really 5) when you’re opening in the morning and then waking up 2 hours late in a blind panic before rushing into work, without your usual litre of hairspray.
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A Josh is likely a Mexican even though he may not admit it. They enjoy peanut butter on hotdogs, and put peanut butter on their own hotdog occasionally to have the dog lick it off. They may seem innocent, but thousands of Nigerian slaves reside in Josh's basement.
Person 1: Hey señor let me fuck your dog man.

Person 2: OH fuck, it's Josh!
by Obama's Landfill Ass April 6, 2022
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Josh is the type of person who can't do a heist on gta5 and likes riding in the bike tracks but while he's in the bike tracks he takes some kinds riding on there bikes and puts them in his stolen kids ditch
Josh is in the woods stealing some small children on there bikes said his mate
by The man1297 January 4, 2020
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The other name for a big fat joint or a spliff.

Joshes are large, loud and bring a smile on every face
- Roll me another one homie.
- Maaan you could do it yourself...
- dayum! I forgot about that one Josh in my bag! It's gonna be great man!
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Has a bigger penis than davontae, and izzy.
"Josh penis is humongous"
by shawntaveas the 3rd May 6, 2022
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Josh Bellett

He is an utter cock sucker that practices giving blowjobs with his electrical vibrating toothbrush. He has gammy toes and wants to be a stripper at his local club when he is older . He’s a gay nonce bag
Oh shit , run away it’s josh Bellett , he is going to try and give us a lap dance, because I’m a boy
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He’s a nigger, the only one who can give out the ‘n’ pass.
Josh the Nigga did not give Declan the ‘n’ pass because Declan is a faggot.
by Flup the Jews September 27, 2019
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