Hand Tickle Five

A elegantly creepy twist to everyone's favorite past time. The "High Five." This is performed on the unsuspecting victim under the guise of a regular "five." Both participants hands are raised up in the traditional fashion, however, as the palms meet, the attacker quickly springs to action dragging their fingertips across the victim's palm leaving the victim confused, grossed-out, and overall, a bit upset.

Christine "GOOD JOB!! High five?"

*raises hand

*slap

Adrian "Oh my God. What the hell did you just do to me?!?!"

Christin "Hand Tickle Five!!! Muahahah!!!!"

by bigreded December 7, 2009

Hand fed bullshit

When people give you "Bull" and you call their bluff...
and you just want to stop them by saying:
"Stop hand feeding me, bullshit!"
by saying this they will know that the gig is up and you want

them to know it...and you just don't want to hear

anymore.It's equivalent to saying ,Oh,Bullshit!

1.I've been hand fed bullshit!!

2.They think I don't know!! They think I am aware of all their lies and bullshit... did they really think that I was going to be "hand fed some bullshit and take it!!" ..oh fuck 'em!!....fuck that!!!...fuck NO!!!!

3."Stop hand feeding me your bullshit....your so full of shit!!!"....

4."Why are you treating me like a baby and hand feeding me your bullshit?"...
by telling them this ..it is confronting the problem....
(they are treating you like a baby:making you feel helpless because you are oblivious to the situation/ or you were....and they are confident that YOU are more than willing to take it....and even wait for more...

5. It's when your son or daughter ...even your husband or wife....tries to lie to you and you already know it...but yet..they continue to try to tell you bullshit in hopes that somewhere along their story you will buy into" the story" (bullshit)..that they are telling you and / or you will change your mind after they hand feed you their bullshit.....and you're just going to believe them and accept their bullshit.
and most likely they will try to keeping giving you more of their bullshit ...feeding it to you... as in >>ummmm...yum..yum..yum...give me some more of that bullshit you just gave me..cause I want more of it ..keep it coming ...."I just love getting hand fed some bullshit!"

by CyberVamp Stevens September 27, 2011

hand hold up

In celebration, when one person goes for a high five and another goes to pound it (fist to fist). A slight moment of confusion occurs, normally resolved in two to 20 seconds.

When Fred and Steve went to congratulate each other for scoring with two hotties, a hand hold up occurred.

by benormous February 22, 2006

one hand clapping

A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.

Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"

Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)

by RunningBulldog October 10, 2012

Left-Handed Banjo

A large floppy penis.

Leroy whooped out his left-handed banjo and scared off all the bitches.

by MamaCA December 17, 2006

Cheesecake Hand Job

Commonly referred to as a CCHJ, this sexual act is decidedly an up and comer. A CCHJ constitutes a female using cheesecake as a lubricant while performing a hand job. The male recipient eats a separate slice of cheesecake while the hand job is performed. Towards the end of the hj the female performs oral sex, consequently getting some cheesecake herself as well as minimizing clean up.

Person #1: Hey man how was valentines day dinner with Sarah?
Person #2: Dinner was great but dessert was better. We ordered to slices of delicious cheesecake to go and I stayed up all night getting cheesecake hand jobs.
Person #1: Dude you're fucking fresh as produce.

by PJFRESH February 8, 2009

two-handed zamboni

a sex act to be performed on a frozen lake, pond or skating rink. the two handed Zamboni is identical to the inverted wheelbarrow with one exception the man wears ice skates and the woman wears ice skates on her hands ... and is only considered a successful two-handed Zamboni when performed while moving across the ice.

Guy and Veronica almost got da frostbite when they did da two-handed Zamboni last Tuesday, ay.

by wuntoothrie June 16, 2011