Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022

S-BLOCK

S-BLOCK aka “Eshhh-Block”, is a gang in Israel known for running the streets of northern Jerusalem. Some things that they are known for is terminating the movement of the Arsi-shabob gangs, and striking fear into enemies eyes with their famous calls of “ARRR ARRR” and loud noises. Many know them for their extreme consumption of alcohol and other substances. A sign you’re in S-BLOCK territory is you’ll notice a significant amount of missing street signs and other major government owned property, another sign is a group of tough looking men all with buzz fade haircuts, if you see them make sure to be respectful. Some notable members include… leader- Chezzy P (who ran the biggest mafia operation in all of the Middle East for many years in the 2010s and 2020s), The accountant (who ran all behind the scenes and money activities), The bachelor (known for hiding behind a pink sheisty), The Donkey (for scaring the children), The Bar Kol (the originator of the famous “ARRR ARRR” call), many other members are still unknown but there are said to be over 100 high profile gang members. Legend has it that most of their activities are kept under the radar but there is a lot more to be said about them and most of it is not publicly known.

Alo Doron why are the street signs missing… oh no I think we are in S-BLOCK territories, RUN!!!!

Hey look those guys all have buzz cuts… oh no those guys all have buzz cuts…act casual, be calm.

Yo did you hear the news? Some drunk arsim tried to mess with drunk S-BLOCK members, Im told their bodies were found off the coast Somalia.

by TheS-BLOCKscoopARRRARRR January 25, 2024

You can't block this

You can't avoid it
it will catch you

you can't block it

Sara says: Stop following me
It: You can't block this

by hellodude2134 January 24, 2019

National Block Chris Day

August 7th is the official day to Block Chris day on discord, so block Chris..#1111 since its national block chris day!

Hey Joe its national block chris day!
Lets block him together:)

by LavaChilly August 7, 2022

94 block

94 block (ninety fo) in Waipahu is where you can find all the car groups slammed trucks, cars, & lifted yotas. You can also find a large amount of strung out antehs and unkos running around in dey panties In front hans l‘orange park. In the dead of night you will hear fire carckahs, Filipinos doing karaoke, and possible gun shots. Wit wan mean side eye or and wrong look you going get cracks from the young bucks. City wit no pitty, and will crack or mob you if you wrong dem. Waipahu fakas is nuts cuz.

Marc from 94 block 1: Ho what cuz come down to da block we go burn out

Kekoa from pearlcity 1: cuz no way I going get mobbed ova dea my opps get green light on me

Marc from 94 block: boi I gotchu, bring yah lifted yotz, panteh dropah cuz

Kekoa from pearlcity: k shootz cuz I going hit the block lettah on 🤙🏾

by Faka1234 June 20, 2023

Blocked shot

Puking on the dick while cumming at the same time

I was trying to make that bitch swallow my babies, but she blocked shot.

by Basketballs February 5, 2022

Dry cock blocking

)Dry cock blocking )is cock blocking lowkey .down low .when someone making sure yu don’t get laid

I was in the driver seat i was going to get laid Den bob called Carla to come i know bob was “dry cock blocking”

by Big Z’s February 24, 2019