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bro-almighty

bro-almighty is the leader of a pack of bros. He only drinks american beer and bathes daily in old spice. He doesn't handle light work, like bouncers or hoes. That's only for common bros. Bro-Almighty deserves only the highest respect.
Example: George Washington was a bro-almighty.
by Bearded Wisdom January 30, 2014
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Bro site

A website for bros.
battlecam.com is such a bro site
by fuckclown312 March 4, 2011
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Bro-kens

"Bro-tokens", the type of imaginary currency used by bros to determine how much they owe each other.
"Hey bro, can I cash in 10 bro-kens if you pay for my Subway?"

"Yeah, I owe you ten bro-kens anyways for giving me that nice piece of ass's number"
by yarr the pirate April 24, 2010
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Bros for life

NEVER leaving someone hanging.

OR

On the HiNaBN skype chat, the sign for those who are pure to leave the convo.
Hanna: BROFIST.

Veser (halfway around the world): SURE.

*BROFIST*

HANNA+ VESER = CROSSSHATCHING BROS FOR LIFE
by Shini-Chan August 11, 2010
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Irony Bro

One who uses irony and/or satire as an excuse for their shitty sense of humor and/or thinks that offensive things are automatically funny with no regard for any actual comedic substance and calls anyone who disagrees with him triggered and/or an SJW.
"That guy's literally been following me around all day making stupid jokes and claiming it's satire when I tell him that he's not funny. What an irony bro."
by NestorMakhno August 25, 2018
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bro brah

by bobabillo gostapo April 28, 2005
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the bro code

some made up shit that doesnt really matter because girls need attention
"dude follow the bro code"
"nah man my girl needs me"
by cock muncher 2112 November 2, 2018
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