On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.

I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022

Donkey Hoe

The perfect phrase to use for a completely fugly and clapped bitch, who sounds like a dying donkey and looks like your grandmas most recent shit. These women are usually scuffed cunts that try to act hip with the kids, even though they are actually; in their mid 40's, going through a mid-life crisis and browse pintrest in their spare time.

"He look thats Carys"
"You mean the donkey hoe?"
"Oh yeah, i forgot shes a fugly ass bitch"

by christine_is_a_milf August 31, 2020

Golden Donkey

The opposite of aa catfish. Better than their profile led to believe. Ass of gold.

The guy I matches with on Tinder was a total golden donkey.

by Stumpy & Friends March 4, 2023

Goat Donkey

The greatest ass of all time

While Geof thinks Heather's ass is fine, Jordan is the true Goat Donkey.

by Mr Crowley July 3, 2025

urban donkey

urban donkey
When Urban dic does not post your word

Oh Urban Donkey will not release my dope ass new word
They are a COCKWOBBLE

by FPatch Smeites Bonetown urban August 17, 2022

Sunny Donkey

A made up name for Sunny D orange juice

Guy 1: "Want some Sunny Donkey?"
Guy 2: "What the hell is Sunny Donkey?
Guy 1: "Sunny D, the juice."
Guy 2: "You have lost your speaking privileges."

by rodrick_wellington69 November 13, 2020

Swamp Donkey

A not so rare breed of female that is chunky, stinks, and has loose gaped out pussy lips that hangs like sleeve of wizard.

Damn vato did you see that snapchat from the party last weekend? That girl esmeralda is a straight swamp donkey, she had 10 dudes filling her up and she was loving it!!

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021