Christianne 

A wonderful human being with a kind heart, an amazing brain, and a golden soul. Thoughtful and intentional. Bold and gentle. Passionate and wise. Fun and sweet. A lover of books, a teller of stories, and a discover of beauty. She is a generous giver whose recommendations are always gold. She has epic dance moves and is the most fun, joyful person to have dance parties with. She makes the greatest honey and rosemary, bacon and eggs. She has beautiful, blue eyes, and a really good smile. She’s there for you and has your back. She would do a lot to make you smile which you realise is pretty amazing and invaluable. You are very grateful and thankful for her and all that she is.

Christianne is a person who needs to be cared for

Christianne by Totallyrandomguy190506 June 26, 2025

Christian Young

The best boyfriend in all of existence that loves music and has the best singing voice. You’ll love him to death and never leave him and he’ll never leave you in return. The sweetest guy ever who always makes sure you’re okay and will sit and listen and look up options to help you when he doesn’t know, he’s a clingy guy but not like golden retriever clingy.. I lied he’s the dog that’ll piss on the floor the moment you get home out of happiness. He spams your phone to make sure you text him back and has the best smile.

“Is Christian Young your bf?”
“UH FUCK YEA”

Christian Young by The top tier gf July 2, 2025

Christian Tag

When two people, often devout or culturally religious, engage in every sexual act except vaginal intercourse in order to "preserve" their virginity or avoid violating the sanctity of marriage. The logic: if there's no penetration, it's still holy.

Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.

They said they're waiting till marriage, but she's been throat-blessing him every weekend. Classic Christian Tag."

> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."

Christian Tag by Elo-Speaks July 9, 2025

Christian Tag

When two people, often devout or culturally religious, engage in every sexual act except vaginal intercourse in order to "preserve" their virginity or avoid violating the sanctity of marriage. The logic: if there's no penetration, it's still holy.

Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.

They said they're waiting till marriage, but she's been throat-blessing him every weekend. Classic Christian Tag."

> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."

Christian Tag by Elo-Speaks July 9, 2025

Christianity 

Something that gen z should have stayed well away from.

Mixing Christianity and Gen z is like mixing toothpaste and orange juice.

Christianity by smoking & vaping is for losers July 20, 2025

Christian

Christian is a big back b!tch who judges other peoples burgers 🙄

Big back - someone who is perceived as overweight or who eats a lot of food.

Christian - big back b!tch

Christian by Jx.lxnx07 July 30, 2025

Christian Aid Ministries

Idiot nazis that are direct descendants of Operation Paperclip nazis, engaged in fuckery worldwide and it is strongly encouraged that people audit their publicly available financial statements. FAFO

Christian Aid Ministries, specifically, are a bunch of maniacal nazi bastards that need to be audited.

Christian Aid Ministries by General FAFO December 4, 2025