Age blocked

When a guy tries to get with a girl but is cock blocked by there age.

"Jim was about to smash Tracy than she said he was too young he totally got age blocked"
"What an age block"

by Dongslinger April 29, 2015

Grating the block

Being cheesy/corny.

“You’re really grating the block with that dad joke there, buddy!”

by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020

Munch Blocking

When you try to date someone and they block you on everything. Blocking a munch.

That woman just munch blocked Chris because he wasn’t rizzing fast enough, I didn’t know she was munch blocking everyone

by poolboyQ June 2, 2025

Urban Block

When you can't think of a good funny definition to put on urban dictionary or are too lazy

guy 1: yo dude come up with something to put on urban dictionary
guy 2: sorry bro iv'e got Urban Block

by ZombiefleshLOZ March 23, 2016

Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.

John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...

by Guessimist September 10, 2015

Flop the Block

To cruise, or drive around the block aimlessly. Kind of like back roading, but in the city.

Hey Lyndsey, do you want to flop the block later tonight?

by TheRealRednecksofSEMO November 5, 2020

Center block party

Where several 4 year olds throw center locks in order to see who wins a pet chicken

Larry hit Bobby in the head tint the block at the center block party and won his crafty rooster chicken

by Bryson2005 May 10, 2021