gonna beat my mea

Song for sponges that live in pineapples under the sea

SPONGE: GONNA BEAT MY MEAT DOO DOO DOO DOO
Other dude: WTF

by Bestboibuck May 3, 2021

Beats me

Usually meaning “I don’t know” but it comes with the implied meaning that you don’t care enough to think. (“I don’t know and because I don’t care”)

Abigail asked me where I want to eat and not really caring I replied with “beats me”.

by Beatsme_idc July 17, 2022

beat up max day

beat up max day is a holiday where people named max get beat up. it occurs every july 18th

Hey its beat up max day!
lets beat up max!

by thegamerboss2344 July 17, 2022

Beating

what you do to women

im Beating women yeeaaaa!!!!!

by lolfuunyguy799 July 21, 2022

Dead Beat Dad

Vergil the Main Antagonist
of the Devil May Cry franchise.

the ultimate dead beat dad

who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities

"He's your father" -Dante

by Nero Sparda July 25, 2022

get beat

to get caught; usually with something drug-related

Person 1: Keisha's smoking a joint in the 2nd floor bathroom should we go join her ??
Person 2: Not if she's in that bathroom she's gonna get beat.

by hugh-janus666 July 27, 2022

Beat it up

Having sex, doing it in insanely dirty ways. Usually in a rented place such as an Airbnb or hotel.

Chaps was beating it up last night.. and this morning!

Beat it up: He was going to town.

by Jqal11 July 31, 2022