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3am bird

A girl that you pick up in a club, bar, street or late night venue at 3am in the morning.

Usually pretty ugly, larger than the average, and very open to invites from anyone who is interested.
John: "How was your night?"

Richard: "Oh met a 3am bird and took her home!"

John: "Unlucky, but sometimes required :-)"

Richard: "True, but waking up next to her was very unlucky"
by TrayManator February 23, 2012
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fuck up a bird

Im starving.... i could really fuck up a bird right now
by Kleeve April 27, 2017
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Bird

Bird is the word
Peter Grifin: A well a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Refrain
A well a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
by Peta gris January 8, 2023
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Dirty Bird

When a male and female have anal intercourse and fecal matter is on the male's penis or comes out of her anus during intercourse
Bro, I was with Jenna the other night, and she dirty birded all over my dick.
by Da Nematode July 23, 2018
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Flappy bird

I took her home last night, and when I went down on her, my face took several beatings on each side from them gigantor flaps. She was a proper 'flappy bird.'
by Disinthehouse November 25, 2021
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Bird

Nickname for a funny/hot/chill/smart girl.
Jerry: Is Bird coming to your party on Friday?
Sam: Hell yes!
by BasicBitch69 April 30, 2015
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Baby Birding the Birthday Boy

Noun
The act of vomiting up birthday cake on the birthday boy's penis mid-fellatio.
She tried to play it cool, but I caught my girlfriend Baby Birding the Birthday Boy!
by Dildomancer January 6, 2024
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