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Clays Law of Yo Mama

As the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
Zach: Your mom gey

Clay: You see but if you see if you were up to date on modern scientific thesis you would know that clause has been proven to be flawed, as Clays Law of Yo Mama states the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
by Crazycharger September 16, 2021
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can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021
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Where yo bev at?

A slang term for not having your beverage at the dinner table while eating.
Tyler: This burger bussin bussin ong ong.
Darwin: Ayo where yo bev at?
Tyler: I'm sorry I didn't get any water.
Darwin: Ayo where yo bev at? *Shoots Tyler 27 times
by TheHolySampleText July 12, 2021
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Yo

Yo is term used in london for a greeting.
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Yo-yoing

"Yo-Yoing" is the act of propelling ones excrement to the apex of deployment; only to halt the action then reverse the motion at a high velocity in a reciprocating manner for the purpose of sexual stimulation or to massage the male prostate with orgasmic intent.

Aka. Sucking and pushing poop in and out of your butthole making yourself cum
Do you yo-yo while you poop?

James has been away for 2 hours, I suspect he is in the bathroom Yo-Yoing. No one takes 2 hours to poop. He always returns in a euphoric state.
by oGFlubber February 18, 2022
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yo mom

a word everyone has used to offend people with
yo mom so fat,we took a picture of her last summer and its still printing!
by the guy who clapped yo sis February 22, 2022
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Yo Mama

A crazy but somewhat funny youtuber who makes Yo Mama jokes weekly, and might be considered as ''Brody Foxx'' by most people.
Yo Mama so frickin FAT, she needed CHEAT codes for Wii Fit!
by the personz February 24, 2022
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