Sleep farts

When a person holds their farts in all day and their butthole stays tight until it comes time for slumber. Once fast asleep the sphyincter loosens and gas is emitted at high rate of speed for a prolonged period of time

Hey babe when you had a sleep farts last night, your ass hair blew in the wind like a vidal sassoon commercial.

by Poppy2cocky July 17, 2018

Fart Fairy

NO DOLLARS! Instead she farts in your face and takes your damn tooth

Bruce: You're the worst, Fart Fairy.
Fart Fairy: Enjoy the beeferino, a mighty taco supremo!!!
Bruce: I hate you.
Fart Fairy: I'm farting in your chimney now :)

by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018

Clap fart

When a human reads something on snapchat and decides to search it up on UD, only to find out it is a fart that makes the trrrr sound

I bent over and accidentally clap farted, it was so loud

by Brothatssaaaaaaackdd July 31, 2018

Fart Path

When an individual farts so profusely that wherever that individual goes it follows creating a path.

"Hey Butch, did you just shit your pants? it smells like ass over here."
"Billy, I ripped ass in the corner to the left. It probably just followed me in my fart path."

by hamsterjame2.0 April 6, 2019

Sad farts

When you are feeling so sad that you can’t/don’t even fart.

Person 1: what is up with frank
Person 2: he looks really upset, he must have a case of the sad farts
Person 1: damn

by skegss125 April 8, 2019

Pussy Fart

Another for of queef; When you fart out your vagina.

SHUT UP PUSSY FART

by Whypigsfly March 12, 2019

fanny fart

when your fannys so moist and it just claps like the circus and smells like sushi cheap sticks

jack: "i think aimee fanny farted"

lee: "its a stinker alright mate"

by bossman666 October 7, 2019