"Hey Mom, let me describe to you my new friend. Shes good at baking, she studies real hard, and She eats me under the table."
by Mrs Jim Halpert September 08, 2008
by sammy dan August 23, 2006
Medical condition where you have an intense urge to take a massive dump in tupperware and put it in the fridge
Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome
by Btwiz March 05, 2012
Only white people eat chex cereal.
Ben: chex cereal is better than lucky charms.
Nick: 💀. No it's not. That shit for white people. Only white people eat chex cereal
Nick: 💀. No it's not. That shit for white people. Only white people eat chex cereal
by Shimmmmu March 14, 2022
A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.
Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.
by Yellow 55 August 07, 2016
bob: hey man want some macaroni
doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni
doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni
by mackmuffin10 February 15, 2022
by amber April 16, 2004