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Beef and Etc.

Term for ejaculating upon a woman's breasts and then licking the semen off yourself. Named after the legendary, now-defunct restaurant "Beef and Etc." near the campus of University Wisconsin - La Crosse.

Joe Gow, UW-La Crosse's now-former chancellor, made headlines in late 2023 after being fired in a unanimous decision by the Universities of Wisconsin Board of Regents for filming adult content with his wife and consensually posting it online. In one such video, a "Beef and Etc." is allegedly performed. It can be considered the signature move of the embattled former chancellor, whose previous employer is otherwise a fairly well-respected institution.

This was not the Gow's first pornography related incident. From the New York Post: "One of their videos features adult film legend Nina Hartley, who landed Gow in hot water in 2018 after he paid her $5,000 in discretionary La Crosse funds to give a 90-minute speech assuring students it’s 'OK to like porn.' After severe backlash, Gow apologized and promised to reimburse the school from his own bank account."
"Dude you're not gonna believe this, but I wound up giving Stacy a little bit of the Beef and Etc. last night after we got back from Brothers."

"Not sure why you're bragging about that but yea sure OK bud"
by StrykersThrowaway December 28, 2023
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Beef Splook

Though shall never speak of these words together
“You wanna buy some Beef Splook?…”
“Damn, Martino just said THE WORDS and now he’s dead.”
by Rick Lawson May 20, 2023
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Beef Jerker

Someone who jerks off using their "beef".
Person #1: What were you doing last night?
Person#2: I was in my room
Person#1: So you're a Beef Jerker!
Person#2: Exactly!
by Lucky-Lick July 31, 2016
mugGet the Beef Jerkermug.

A None Pizza with Left Beef

"A None Pizza with Left Beef" is a figure of speech describing a form, taste or a state of a crusty pineapple pizza that was picked dry of toppings, left to sit in a box for a week, after which it got warmed back up by a blowtorch covered in WD-40.
Commonly used to describe objectively awful pizza flavors.
This tastes worse than a none pizza with left beef! I am not going to eat THAT!
by axdh August 14, 2023
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beef folders

beef folders (pl. noun) slang for unusually large or loose labia majora, especially those with abnormally dark coloration.
I was going to bang that cheerleader Jill but when I got down there her beef folders were so loose it made me wonder if the rest of the football team had already got in her panties tonight.
by Lawyer4theDefense September 20, 2011
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Beef Pocket

A slang term for a womans vagina.
This 10 stack of hamburger patties looks like Freya's Beef Pocket
by Sidemenfan May 12, 2024
mugGet the Beef Pocketmug.

Beef

This is a beautiful meme god with many special disabilities, she has never been seen single because she just so special and beautiful and definitely won’t fail her exams
Oh I really like the beef, too bad she’s always taken
by The beefy meme god December 29, 2018
mugGet the Beefmug.

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