Poostained titties

When one is having sex with a woman and shits on her tits

Billy:"hey baby I hope you don't mind if I give you poostained titties"
Mary:"what?!"
Billy:*shits all on Marie's titties* "ewww that was mad stanky yo!"

by Smelly weenie jiz June 2, 2019

Titty whiffler

The weird rad things for motor cycled glued to your nips

Look at them titty whifflers

by CillaCrimz June 10, 2019

Titty Sprinkles

A term that artistically describes nipple piercings. The metal jewelry attached to the nipples is similar to that of sprinkles on ice cream, where it tops off the already magnificent dish making it extra appealing.

"I'm going to get my nipples pierced Saturday" said a female. "You're going to get your titties sprinkled?" responded her friend.
"I can't wait to get my Titty Sprinkles done!" -Random male

by The Craft June 13, 2019

milk titty

Noun. A carton of milk with a titty on the front panel. Traditionally, a milk titty is depicted nude and with string-bikini tan lines.

Disambuguation:

milk tit
milk tits
milk titty

Charles Joseph! Don’t suck on that milk titty in public! Pour it from the top.

by Def A Real Person August 3, 2019

Titties & Milk

What someone says when surprised or dumbfounded. A perfect pair (like a moist cock and balls)

Chad - Yo, Curt, the pizza guy gave us extra garlic knots!
Curt - Well, titties & milk!

by Black tittie and Rob milk August 15, 2019

Tablet Titties

A girl that keeps her tablet in her bra like one might keep a phone

Did you see how she held on to her tablet? Real case of tablet titties.

by STatisfacti0n August 17, 2019

Tartar titties

When a girl dips her tits in tartar and have her cat lick it off. Kink

When a girl is taped from her boobs from the ceiling by her partner.

Also, can be an insults for a woman with very saggy tits, and the fact about seeing them bounce is fucking nasty..Not only old woman

1: "..Shes only 17, right?" His friend nodded, "Those are some Tartar titties there.."

2. Tartar titties is so.. Weird.

3. Tartar titties turn me on.

by KyLiE cloli August 23, 2019