David is a sweat hearted mal, he is also known as simp towards any male or female mostly the male sex. David is also into deep hairy anal with any (homeless/not homeless). His main suspects are usually named : Ashley,Aston,Barry,Espen, The Matthews,Connor,Riley,Joey,Storm.
by Cheryl Horsell April 18, 2021
Get the Davidmug. The act of a homeless citizen pulling out of the female genitalia before ejaculating and excreting their semen via the genitalia.
by whatintheskibidi November 11, 2024
Get the Davidmug. by tatal tau November 22, 2021
Get the Davidmug. david is the biggest meany and he is not welcome in my household and he should be welcomed in yours…steer clear of every david you ever meet bc he will always be cocky and prideful
by anti david’s October 3, 2021
Get the davidmug. More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.
“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”
by Krifti January 21, 2025
Get the Davidmug. by k!w! May 5, 2022
Get the Davidmug. by David's star December 20, 2021
Get the David's starmug.