Donkey Grip

That Puss that has the grip of a tight ass (Donkey/Ass)

I have the most tightest, fattest, meatiest, donkey Grip, icky sticky coochie in the entire world.

by The Yehudanater April 4, 2022

argentine donkey

A term from the Royal Marines meaning Corned Beef.

What's in that sandwich? Not bloody argentine donkey again?!?

by onlyz October 26, 2013

Donkey

(When used as a poker term)

A jackass for playing very badly; i.e. donkey calling every flop even if he has a bad hand and the bets are high, calling high bets when they have crap and catching something on turn or river; just not understanding the current situation and getting lucky later.

You're a donkey! I can't believe you called with you 3 9 off suit all in and caught runner runner trips on the turn and river. You idiot donkey!

by Jaeko January 2, 2020

Yard Donkey

A blue collar worker who never actually works. Someone who stays in the yard when the hard work is happening.

Look at this yard donkey watching all the real men getting the job done.

by Dan Mandingo April 15, 2025

donkey stew

donkey stew is when your mom puts raw meat in your pasta dish.

DANG mom u said you wouldnt donkey stew this time

by whatthewhatisawhat April 16, 2021

donkey bonnet

A nice way of calling someone an asshat. someone who is up to stupid.

"Damn, Jill do hear all that dumb, Jake was talking? He was being a real donkey bonnet."

by starnermy January 3, 2023