Socks

Even with socks on it is gay when to males are sexually active

Giving head to another man with socks on is gay

by Bobingtons243 March 27, 2019

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Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.

Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.

by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015

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The sock that sits in the back of your dresser. Also the one stuffed behind your pillow. And that's not mentioning the one that you hid under your bed. Yeah that one. No don't worry I'm the only one that knows about it. For now. You and I both know you won't be wearing that one. It's too crusty, too stiff. Seriously, the one under your bed is starting to grow three new strains of fungus though. Probably time to throw that one out. The one in the back of your dresser has mold on it. Gross. You should replace that one too. Christ looks down on you sometimes and cries. What have you done.

Seriously. Replace the sock. That damn sock is gross. There are months old deposits in it. It's time to let go. I don't care if you have feelings for it. There is literally a patch of fungal spores hatching on it. Get a new one. Dude.

by Perturbator 9700 December 13, 2021

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poop sock

a poop sock is a sock filled with poop. don’t let mommy find it. it is normally hidden under a bed.

god smut mom found the poop sock

by Choccomon March 3, 2019

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Wet Socks

The act of punishing someone by removing their shoes, making them stand in the toilet with their socks on, and making them put their shoes back on for the remainder of the day, resulting in wet socks.

Get in the bathroom! It's time for wet socks

by CDROMMM September 19, 2017

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