communism and socialism 

Varying degrees of the same system that rely on the labor theory of market. That theory states that labor is worth something, not tied to the good or service that it produces. Because of that idea, we should pay people more money than it takes to produce an item because they want more money. This fails economically because if everyone wants more money for their work, all items inflate in cost, so you can't afford what you couldn't afford before, except now it's much more expensive than it was, because you have more money but still not enough to buy it. Basically, socialism and communism are a party trick to get the poor to feel better about the fact that life is competitive and they are losing the game. This is also popular with the rich because it makes them seem kind to the poor. Nobody actually wants to implement socialism or communism, they just want to redistribute goods and services and money from those that have it to those that don't and are willing to lose out in the long term for a short term gain.

I used to hate Amazon.com because of communism and socialism, but now I realize that I didn't want to pay more for goods or shipping so I am comfortable with them fucking their employees, because they are doing it for me.

communism and socialism by mostly_wrong September 17, 2019

Socially Trained

When one is conditioned to a set of morals, beliefs, or thought structures that have been deemed "Alright" by society. Essentially it is acting and thinking in a way that has been taught by society. This word is often used to describe someone who has a hard time thinking beyond what they have been taught by society (cannot think for themselves). Other words with similar or the same meanings would be "Brainwashed" and "Socially Conditioned".
The socially trained individual often displays shallow thought patterns and is commonly possessed by their thoughts in such a way that they believe the manifestation of thought is their identity. This in turn causes the said person to romanticize any situation they deem significant, which further deludes their consciousness from the original purity that it once was as a child. (In one sense anyways, as consciousness cannot be altered but that's an entirely different topic)

"This chick so socially trained, she thinks psychedelics are like heroin and other drugs"

"You're so socially trained believing that going to college is the only way to be successful"

"Look at all these socially trained fools believing everything the T.V and church tells them"

"I took a lot of psychedelic substances and did a lot of meditation to help not be so socially trained"

Socially Trained by LimitlessRap October 12, 2014

Socially Indifferent 

Not giving a shit about those "new trendy movements" and shit like that.

It's not that you don't agree, but you're tired of these modern hippies.

Gay: So regarding the new movement on gay and lesbian rights what is your-
Socially Indifferent Person: Piss off!

Government worker: How does the recent change in-
Socially Indifferent Person: Shut the fuck up!!

Person wearing crocs and BustedTees: Zomg! I, like, can't believe that, like, your, like-
Socially Indifferent Person: CAN YOU FUCK OFF PLEASE???

Socially Indifferent by MortalWombat March 29, 2010

socially awkward 

an individual excessively afraid of social interaction due to some form of peer rejection or personal choice. Presenting a form or different forms of uncomfortability when around others.

Because john encountered ridicule from his peers in the past he became socially awkward.

socially awkward by Priscilla Christie December 1, 2007

Socialibly Relaxed 

An alternative to drunk, sloshed, plastered, etc. but avoiding the stigma surrounding alchohol abuse.

Saying to someone, "I'm not pissed, I'm socialibly relaxed".

Socialibly Relaxed by timred87 March 26, 2011

Socially Naked

1.) Sitting in the furthest desk of a classroom with nobody around you.

2.) Sitting alone at a lunch table while everyone stares at you and gives you "the look".

3.) Waiting while one of your friends talks to a group of people of whom you do not know.

4.) Having no friends at all and being stared at while you're in isolation, thus giving you an awkward, uncomfortable feeling 24/7.

Please stop staring at me, you're making me feel socially naked.

Socially Naked by Luke SkyWAKA June 15, 2011

Republican Socialism 

That economic aberration that allows private businesses, usually big corporations, to reap the profits of their financial successes while ensuring that the losses of their failures will be born by The People in the form of taxpayer-funded handouts.
Usually considered as an outgrowth of “Reaganomics,” Republican Socialism came into its own during the economic crisis of 2008-09, which was spawned by the anti-regulatory fervor of the George W. Bush administration.

The Secretary of the Treasury today awarded another round of Republican Socialism to several banks in the form of a $20 billion stimulus package.

Republican Socialism by mlcred April 10, 2009