Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Prides himself on “chivalry” to munch box. Commonly associated with the name Brandon.

Guy 1: Dude Brandon tried to get with my roommate last night.

Guy 2: He tried to get with mine too. What a simpy simpleton.

by sspm22 May 31, 2020

Simp

You

Your a simp

by Yeetman76422e November 9, 2020

Simp

Simpleton idolizing mediocre pussy

Man she’s not even worth it stop simping

by Anonymously attractive November 9, 2020

Simp

a word that was first created by the gods Phineas and ferb

Hey did you guys know that the only simp here is the Squirrels In My Pants (simp)

by Crispety November 10, 2020

Simp

Hampus

Hampus är simp

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Simp

Kyler Cunningham

Kyler Cunningham is a fucking simp.

by YaYeetFam November 11, 2020

Simp

somone how leaves the bois to go with his stupid girl

ur a simp

by 741/8596hujhuhu November 11, 2020