Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.

"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"

by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016

Pocket Pinga

When someone finds an unbagged pinga (ecstasy) in their pocket, they must eat it straight away.

'Pete found a Pocket Pinga on Sunday afternoon, he had to drop it and still work Monday!'

by Lawfulmoth November 25, 2016

Pocket Rockets

Pocket Rockets is basically when you get dealt a pair of aces in poker (Texas Holdem) which is the best possible starting hand. It can also be referred to when people get extremely lucky with different things/qualities in life. Such as good looks, good at sports etc

Girl: You're so fucking handsome!
Guy: thanks, yeah I guess you can say God gave me Pocket Rockets at birth.
Girl: OMG he certainly did!

by CockblockerT December 7, 2016

Pocket rush

Cocaine in your pocket

Hey you have any pocket rush

by That guy 2525 December 9, 2016

utility pocket

A hot pocket with multiple uses. First the Vallie creature fucks it, using the marinara sauce as a gentle lube. After the hot pocket has been fucked it is then consumed, resulting in a multi use hot pocket.

I fucked the utility pocket in my hentai filled shame dungeon.

by #Hashtagtherealmcqueen December 11, 2016

Pocket Rockets

Pocket Rockets is basically when you get dealt a pair of aces in poker (texas holdem) which is the best possible starting hand. It can also be referred to when people get extremely lucky with certain things/qualities in life such as good looks, good at sports etc.

Girl: OMG, you're so handsome!!
Guy: Yeah, I've often been told that God dealt me the Pocket Rockets at birth.
Girl: He certainly did!

by CockblockerT December 18, 2016

Pocket wilderness

A state park in Soddy-Daisy, TN. A now well known place where tree huggers go to hike and rock climb, and red necks go to swing on a rope swing into what is known as the blue hole. Red necks, who are commonly drunk as hell, swing on the rope swing and land on rocks instead of water then call 911. The hellish terrain requires a massive emergency response and rescues that take hours. Many tree huggers (who are commonly high as shit) head out into the vast expanse that is the pocket wilderness and get fucking lost. These weed heads get fucking lost and call 911. They never have food or water, but they always have their cell phone. Yet again, massive emergency response. This place is hell, it should be closed.

Hey, want to go to the pocket wilderness, get drunk and high and almost die?

by Melvin dude December 21, 2016