Paul Rudd

the god of aging and time. average size man. directioner. stepbrother

people should never tell paul rudd he's aging like fine wine because man that guy ain't aging

by imnotthewerewolf December 9, 2021

Paul

A person that loves the taste of toenails, someone who cant grow hair or draw feet. He keeps getting insulted at school and threatened but keeps forgetting to bring the brown pants. He thinks drinking out of a star wars mug is cool.

Person 1: Yo do you see that person with the star wars mug?
Person 2: That's definitely a Paul

by russiancommie418 December 15, 2021

Paul

Paul means the hottest and smartest guy ever. He is so kind and really cute and always selfless. Their name may mean small but it also means strong like a rock.

Paul is so cool bro, I know right?

by Paulibo December 16, 2021

Paul

The best guy that ever existed.

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Paul.
Person 1: Kiss me.

by a little burrito December 19, 2021

Paul Vale

paul vale won’t stop looking at public records

paul vale loves public records

by paul vale December 22, 2021

Paul Montano

Whenever this kid comes to your house it is a completely accurate representation of the "my mom said I can play" kid, then proceeds to download multiple viruses and eat all over your setup.

fuck the drain is clogged, we have to get the paul montano (clump of semen, pubes, and hardened lotion in the shower drain after excessive shower masturbation) out.

by PaulLicksBalls69 December 26, 2021

John Paul

A penis. Big penises, small penises. They’re all John Paul’s.

Did you hear about Jonah? I heard he has a massive John Paul.

by Wombat00 December 29, 2021