Straight

1) Heterosexual.
2) (only if you're a male) A valid excuse not to suck a dick.

Example 1)

Guy 1: "I'm straight."

Example 2)

Guy 1: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Guy 2: "NO! I'm straight! That's why!"

by Twight0931 March 31, 2021

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Slang term referring to heterosexual used to be offensive or extremely rude

Porneleis was called straight for saying the n word in front of his kids

by Pornielis Herbert January 19, 2019

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Guy 1: bro I swear I’m straight, all we did was sword fight!!
Guy 2: okay buddy

by FogBound23 September 14, 2021

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To ask somebody if they are okay.

by gunits June 15, 2025

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Straight-y

Have you ever met a guy that claims to be straight but acts super gay?? That's a straight-y!

"Omg, the straight-ys think they're everything."
"I'm not gay," they say!

by Blue_Moon15 April 19, 2022

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A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

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If u search this u and ur name is jonas u are gay

That u are gay becuse u searched "a Straight jonas "

by nou69420 January 15, 2020

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