Fucking my Shit

Fucking my shit (F’n my S)

While driving , a car pulls out in front of you almost hitting you , you react “Fucking my Shit”

While walking, you almost trip and fall and you say “Fucking my Shit”

by Jewelsbyjulie May 10, 2020

flipping my flapjack

"making me happy", "giving me satisfaction"

"This Denver omelette is really flipping my flapjack"
"Football never really flipped my flapjack. I've always been a baseball guy."

by Dave Black Irish September 22, 2011

my ass is smelly

when you take a gigantic dump in your old girlfriends toilet so she doesnt let you wipe your ass

Mom: Whats that i smell?
You: I went to my old girlfriends house
Mom: So?
You: She didnt let me wipe so my ass is smelly

by showmanisbored January 17, 2021

Irrigate my cANAL

1. What is a canal?
2. Irrigating a canal.... Watering water?

3. Anal sex without pulling out.

Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and irrigated my cANAL."
"What is a canal? Please someone tell me."
"I just irrigated that girls cANAL!"
;
Girl 1 "Why are you walking so funny?"
Girl 2 "Somebody just irrigated my cANAL.'

by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021

whatsup my jordan

Used by social rejects who have never felt a females touch

boy with small dick: Calm down jordan
boy who has never gotten female validation: Whatsup my jordan with hard j
anyway follow my insta @alaiyahskyee

by alaiyah April 3, 2021

Shit my purse

Shit my purse is when you shit yourself but you catch your shit with your butt before it ends up in your pants.

The other day, I farted really bad and I thought « I just shitted in my pants » but I was really happy to find out that I’ve only shit my purse.

by Ariannesugar April 8, 2021

MY FRIEND DAISY

My friend Daisy is very nice but.........SHE BULLY ME sometimes, one time she ate my sandwich it had penuts in i shes alecgic to penuts so she started cofing and i laughed and then she went to nurse and she laed down and then she felt beter

My friend daisy be like:
Me:"Ugh daisy so anoying wish she just go ded"
Daisy: "Eats more of my sanwich without remeber the penut"

by YourLocalApple January 10, 2022