When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.
by boreddude99 April 07, 2023
by Dimeind November 22, 2023
Touch me I'm Sick also known as TMIS, is slang for a feeling usually related to edging with pain or with inflicting pain upon someone whose in great health in hopes to infect him/her.
by JOJO stir March 17, 2024
Words uttered by an individual when they are experiencing the feeling of being too much of a lazy shit. Perhaps if this person would get off Urban Dictionary ffs and their slimy ass, and actually touched grass, then they would be magically cured of their boredom. Yes, I'm talking about you. Yes, this is a self-callout. Go sniff the sun instead of your ass, you fruitbat vampire fuck.
by Where'd mah dad go? October 09, 2023
by RiadBonerhead March 21, 2017
by Hahsbe February 25, 2015
The age when half of the population is younger and the other half is older. Where one leverages responsibility and fun with better precision. Drinking is still fun but comes with severe hangovers. Partying in general is limited.
Hey, want to shotgun a beer? "Probably not a good idea. I'm 37, Bro!"
You made the right choice by skipping the shots. "I'm 37, Bro."
"Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time. I was there. I'm 37!
You made the right choice by skipping the shots. "I'm 37, Bro."
"Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time. I was there. I'm 37!
by HR McBuinne June 08, 2021