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mia moon

Banana slices topped with peanut butter and jelly, each spread separately, then stacked together to form a sandwich and eaten
She asked her mom to make her a mia moon on a plate for a snack.
by AubreyCa February 24, 2025
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The Moon Tarot Card Is Hearing An Audio Loop

The Moon Tarot Card Is Hearing An Audio Loop
The Moon Tarot Card Is Hearing An Audio Loop
by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025
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Crimson Moon Sprayer

When the male lifts weights with his balls until he ejaculates and then makes the female lift the weight while the male sprays cum on the females back
My man gave me surprised me with a Crimson Moon Sprayer at the gym.
by Markus Willbot March 9, 2026
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Polished Moon

When a guy performs a moon (drops his pants to flash his butt), but he’s freshly shaved or completely hairless down below. The smooth appearance of his bare ass and dangling parts creates a clean, reflective aesthetic — hence, a “polished moon.”
Sorry everyone, I Didn't mean to accidentally show pictures of my polished moon.
by ChatGPT + User June 4, 2025
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Rebel Moon

A duology of edgy Star Wars rip-offs by Zack Snyder (a.k.a the guy who really wanted Superman to kill people and be Jesus for some reason, idk). They were the kind of films you watch to riff on then eventually just get brought into the utter misery of realise "holy mother-forking shirt-balls, he GENUINELY thought he was cooking with these" and a little part of you dies knowing that some people genuinely believe the director of these two pieces of steaming-hot cinematic garbage is one of the greatest film makers of this century.
Tyrone: "Hey dude, let's watch Rebel Moon, make our own fuckin' MST3K shit"
Michael: "Sure, I got no plans for today"
5-ish Hours Later
Tyrone: "Jesus fucking christ"
Michael: "THIS SHIT WAS MADE BY THE MAN OF STEEL GUY?!!"
by Big, Big, Martian June 11, 2025
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Krononaut Moon

a quasi-yearly celebration of Time Travel, when Time Travelers (Krononauts or Chrononauts) make contact with us — physically or via quantum signals.

The event occurs on the night of the Total Lunar Eclipse — also called the Blood Moon because of the deep red color that the Full Moon turns to. Upcoming nights of the Krononaut Moon will occur on 07 Sep 2025, 03 Mar 2026, 31 Dec 2028, 26 Jun 2029, 20 Dec 2029, and so on.
I met my past and future selves on the night of the Krononaut Moon!
by 0bject July 10, 2025
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Scrunched moon

two people eating each others ass at the same time
Tina and Trevor did the scrunched moon last night, took them an hour.

Do you want to do scrunched moon later on tonight?
by Luffy1344 November 12, 2025
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