A hell of a place labeled as a “school” where all the kids are either traumatized from other kids or oblivious to how fucking annoying they are. They’re all either obese furries that wear buttplug tails, neo-nazis, sped kids, annoying football and basketball kids, iPad kids, preppy girls or emo. The most interesting thing that happens is when a small fight happens and everyone records it or when the popular guy asks a popular girl to the dance only to dump her a week later. The teachers all fall into a few categories: Obese, woke, old women, pedophile math teachers and hot substitutes. The only interesting thing about this school is the excess of ugly ass haircuts the guys have
Types of kids:
6th grade girls: Think they’re in high school and vape and make TikTok’s in the bathroom
6th grade boys: Retards and football kids
7th grade girls: Hella annoying girls with no personality that are all pick me or emo
7th grade boys: They are the only ones vandalizing the bathroom
8th grade girls: Think they’re hot shit and have a body count of 12
8th grade guys: Pedophiles and neo-nazis
Types of kids:
6th grade girls: Think they’re in high school and vape and make TikTok’s in the bathroom
6th grade boys: Retards and football kids
7th grade girls: Hella annoying girls with no personality that are all pick me or emo
7th grade boys: They are the only ones vandalizing the bathroom
8th grade girls: Think they’re hot shit and have a body count of 12
8th grade guys: Pedophiles and neo-nazis
by Schoolhater69420 February 22, 2024

Hamilton middle school is a ghetto ass school, bitches be getting there braids pulled out. Fights happen almost everyday. They smoke weed in the hallways. The teachers get cussed out by the students. The bathroom stalls get pulled out aka the devious lick challenge. They be giving head in the stairway. Bitches be popping titties outside. Niggas be slapping niggas asses. Mfs have anger issues. The females are hoes. The white ppl are all ugly. SO COME TO HAMILTON MIDDLE SCHOOL TO HAVE THE BEST TIME OF UR LIFEEE🙇🏽 ♀️🍆🍒
by theydontfwhamilton September 25, 2021

All the fuckin Most "Retarded" and "Menacing unpreposessing" kids go here. The moment you go to this school you are "condemned" "Retarded and |Menacing unpreposessing" and ur whole family tree is "nonexistent."
CMS kid before graduating: Lets go to "Chaboya Middle School" I want to get all them "hot cheeto girls" and be gangster on jah.
CMS kid 2 before graduating: Fr Homie I want 2 gangbang all these fake gangbangers.
CMS kid 8thgrader: I am "Retarded" and "Menacing unpreposessing."
CMS kid 2 before graduating: Fr Homie I want 2 gangbang all these fake gangbangers.
CMS kid 8thgrader: I am "Retarded" and "Menacing unpreposessing."
by Grandpa Joe. November 21, 2021

A place where all of your friends fuck the literal shit out of each other. If only you were part of that bigass orgy pile.
by edgelord666 April 6, 2017

a middle school in Waterford Michigan with a bunch of wanna be drug dealers and is the definition of hell, everyone thinks they are ghetto, emo, dark goth or gangster and they bathrooms are always closed because of vapers 👎 this school needs immediate help!
by NolanChappell HATES PIERCE👍🤷♂️ May 11, 2023

Gowana Middle School and Koda Middle School, but in rich kid flavor.
In reality, not e v e r y o n e here is rich. But that's the stereotype that's been put on it, so... yeah.
Here you will find: Kids complaining about the stereotype, kids that (kinda actually fit the stereotype) vehemently deny it, kids that don't give half a shit (some of the rational ones), kids that joke about it (also rational, may overlap with the ones that don't care), and kids that are unaware of it (somehow).
A lot of the teachers are pretty cool. Some suck. Some are terrifying but decent teachers.
Some kids bring their switches to school. Actually, this happens at all the three middle schools.
Everyone here is pretty similar overall, compared to Gowana and Koda. The schools are all connected... what did you expect to happen?
The school is pretty good overall. You will survive your couple of years here. Probably.
In reality, not e v e r y o n e here is rich. But that's the stereotype that's been put on it, so... yeah.
Here you will find: Kids complaining about the stereotype, kids that (kinda actually fit the stereotype) vehemently deny it, kids that don't give half a shit (some of the rational ones), kids that joke about it (also rational, may overlap with the ones that don't care), and kids that are unaware of it (somehow).
A lot of the teachers are pretty cool. Some suck. Some are terrifying but decent teachers.
Some kids bring their switches to school. Actually, this happens at all the three middle schools.
Everyone here is pretty similar overall, compared to Gowana and Koda. The schools are all connected... what did you expect to happen?
The school is pretty good overall. You will survive your couple of years here. Probably.
Child: Dude, I walked through Acadia Middle School yesterday, and I saw like twelve kids with airpods.
Child 2: Well duh, it's the rich kid school.
Child 2: Well duh, it's the rich kid school.
by GrilledCheeseWizard March 2, 2019

it’s just a public school full of retards and nic. i recommend going, if you go to any other school you are weird
person one: guess what
person two: what
person one: we aren’t aloud to go to the water fountains at my school
person two: why
person one: we are apparently getting too much social time
person two : what school do you go to
person one: asheville middle school
person two: what
person one: we aren’t aloud to go to the water fountains at my school
person two: why
person one: we are apparently getting too much social time
person two : what school do you go to
person one: asheville middle school
by nonamedcoolperson November 23, 2021
