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Josh

When he laughs he sounds like a fucking hyena on crack and his veins become 3d. He's as tall as fuck. Likes to smoke titties. Has a voice deeper than the ocean. Fast.
Josh stop laughing ur making me laugh more!
"Smoke titties."~Josh 2017
by JMartBoii September 25, 2019
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Josh

Typically the baddest, best looking mother fuckers on the planet. To know a Josh is to know wisdom. To know a Josh is to know humour. To know a Josh is to know sexual prowess. Josh’s can be found all over the world and have a reputation for being charming, kind, witty, and hopelessly romantic. Josh’s are know for rescuing damsel’s in distress and volunteering their time at animal shelters and old folks homes. However, despite their appealing demeanour and calm attitude, Josh’s have the mental fortitude of a Navy Seal, the strength of a full grown silverback Gorilla, and the loyalty of a wolf. I’m other words, so not mess with a Josh.
Did you know the World’s Most Interesting Man’s first name is Josh?
by Polaris07 November 22, 2021
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Josh Drewery

a stupid man who doesn't know how to run and is as fat as a rhino on steroids
by Gingerbiggy May 22, 2019
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Josh blackburn

Someone who can’t pull a single female as he is so clapped and is bad at Val
That guy is Josh blackburn what a loser
by Blackburnman May 23, 2022
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josh 500

He is the strongest man alive. He can tear the world in two and drinks the blood of his enemies. It is said that if he looks at you you die on the spot. He doesn't live he just conquers.
"Dude run away Josh 500 is coming."
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Josh

short for joshua. a bit of a player before you get to know him. hottest guy around and has all the girls falling for him. struggles to find his true friends and is often thought of as shallow and self-obsorbed. when a josh finds a girl he likes he becomes a bit shy around her and can't seem to get her like all the others. fun when you get to know him and has a good sense of humor.
"look at they guy, he must be a josh"
by horseywhisperer February 22, 2019
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frank and josh

frank and josh ar rly gay and they lit lik sleep together every night bc they r gay
who is that gay couple? oh thats frank and josh
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