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diaper job

Jobs where you need to wear a diaper like cashier, bus driver or waiter. Otherwise you pee yourself because you can't leave or boss gets mad.
Kim: Why don't you go get a job as a cashier?
Liz: No way, that's a diaper job.
by emPEE-52 August 30, 2011
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Wax Job

To bite off a girls pubes while having sex.
Dude me and my girl friend were doing it and I accidently have here a wax job.
by Thereal29 May 4, 2014
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jaw-job

same as a blow-job but performed by a 'Barbie's Ken'-looking individual or preferebly blond american sporty guy similar to those appearing on CK and RL posters
that dude would be perfect for a jaw-job!!!
yeah, he's awesomly fabulous!
by genjejawsfun June 2, 2010
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sauce job

The act of cooking up something exotically delicious while your parents aren't home. Sometimes it involves using products like teriyaki sauce and ends with the "saucers" having crabs.
Damn! Paul gave me a sauce job, and ever since I've been scratching like a bearded (crab) fisherman.
by samuri joe October 10, 2008
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Italian job

The act of getting a blow job from a fat chick while she shoves a tube of pepperoni up you ass and you drizzle tomato sauce on you balls.
I got a italian job from you sister lastnight.
by Bennybeerski August 31, 2011
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Toss Job

In word's a handjob where a girl rubs your dick up and down simotaniously with a passion.

When she has got you to cum always tell her to Smile :')
A girl who knows how to sexually give a boy real pleasure hmm Toss Job
by Homie145 May 14, 2006
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Job’s a Fish

A noncencical phrase just heard said by one copper to another, who repeated it, on Police Interceptors. Enough said. A perfect example of their sad, cliquey humour.
Piggie 1: “Vehicle’s now off the road - job’s a fish
Piggie 2: “Job’s a fish! Oink!”
by Pickled-Brain May 20, 2022
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