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Fox's law

Like godwin's law but pertaining to biscuits - a favourite conversation topic amongst brits on Internet forums - especially once a thread has served its purpose or the original poster has made things awkward, someone (usually sarcastic) will eventually mention biscuits to diffuse and/or derail the thread.
Some squid asked a question on the motorbike forum about cleaning his carburetor - we pointed out that his 2019 lexmoto is electronically injected, he got angry. Next post was a question about whether you should dunk a custard cream or not. Fox's law.
by Geoffbot August 28, 2019
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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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Law of Cade R.

A principle which states that when one is fallen ill with a mild cold, one must exit from all regular duties until full recovery.
‘Dude why haven’t I heard from you for 2 weeks, you must be following the Law of Cade R.’
by flexibleglass September 5, 2019
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law school

law school can be good if you keep up and are a swift reader, but it's horrible if you don't. you feel horrible like you could get a bad grade because there's a curve system and then kind of explode in tears.
the law school curve grading system makes me unhappy sometimes. when i was in high school, my good friend once told me "i hope everyone gets an A." this made me love and respect her so much, because she was so hard on herself and was valedictorian. now nobody is allowed to think like that, no matter how hard they work, not everyone can get an A in law school. it's devastating because we all came into law school with so much pride in our abilities and our acceptances into a school we love, and that sort of disintegrates with the curve system sometimes.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 7, 2019
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Law of Razz

The Rule of Razz states the following: "If only one person in a heterosexual relationship is overweight, it is the female".
Frede: "Man, I don't understand why he wants to be with her.."
Cole: "Yeah dude, it's like totally the Law of Razz!"
by dascoolword December 19, 2017
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mcclane's law

the theory that as an online discussion about Christmas/holiday movies progresses, it becomes inevitable that someone or something will eventually be mentioned that Die Hard is indeed, a Christmas movie
{person 1}I think Home alone is the best Christmas movie.
{person 2}Nah, the Grinch is the best!
{person 3}What about Jingle All The Way?
{person 4}Did you know Die Hard is a Christmas movie??
{person 5}Hahaha, mcclane's law!
by BToxic December 30, 2017
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Veeh's law

1. Academia/MSM finds something "problematic"
2. Soc jus activists identifies in a company the thing the MSM talked about
3. Soc jus activists begin harassing the company
4. MSM amplifies what the Soc jus activists are doing by writing many articles on the subject causing the company to believe a massive number of people are upset at them
5. Company gives in do the demands of soc jus activists and msm
6. Customer/fans voice their concerns and want the company to be back the way it was. Some might threaten to boycott
7. Useful idiots come in saying "a company can do what it wants". These idiots were nowhere to be found during step 1-4. These idiots forget that costumers can also do what they want and completely ignore the fact that the company should get feedback from its costumer base to understand if there is a problem and the reason for why their sales might be going down.
SJW : OMG it's a private company they can do what they want!
Normal person : Veeh's law moron now STFW !
by Anon-14/88 March 28, 2017
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