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General Douche

Someone who can be skwallerwagged easily and has no life at all and is stupid as all hell!
there was this new kid dylan in our school and he seemed to be the biggest general douche ever! all he did was sleep, scream at kids and bitch to the teachers!
by sheeno marteenins April 17, 2008
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douch fag

douch fag what a gay man uses to clean out his ass
dude josh is such a douch fag

dude nice
by IMMAFIREINMAHLAZORBLARG November 2, 2009
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douche conoe

A fuck face dude who is a total prick to others and doesn't give a fuck what anyone has to say.
He's such a douche conoe
by Princess_sky December 28, 2016
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douche pocket

next to douche snackpack in the level of douche sature; someone of less than average size, who is a douche of greater stature than a douche snackpack, but of lesser stature than a douche bag.
at first when she was turned sideways i thought she was a douche snack pack, but then she faced me and i realized she's totally a douche pocket
by Bean6969 March 13, 2008
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douche bag

Someone who is a complete and utter idiot and does/says the worst things at the worst time at the worst possible place. Closely related to an asshole. Once an asshole does/says something really horrible they are reffered to as douche bags. However once a douche bag does/says something even worst then they are reffered to as Hussain Rizvi. Not many people can be a Hussain Rizvi. It takes years of being a douche bag before you can reach the level of hussain rizvi.
he is such a douche bag, infact he's worst. He's a hussain rizvi.
by Ammar Rizvi March 20, 2010
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tumbler douche

A fag who has the "most wicked" hair style but only they think so. They spend all day and night on the computer being a emo cunt.
That kid is a tumbler douche.

Yeah look at his hair haha.
by notreallnameokau September 8, 2015
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Douche Meat

The derevitive of Meat Ball and Douche Bag. In simple terms, it's everything that you don't want to be. Can be brought in to simplified terms... I.E. Shmeat.
That fucking Douche Meat scared every single girl away with those nasty farts last night.
by BBlanc March 5, 2009
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