triin cazy 

say it whenever! or when somebody is triin cazy (trippin' crazy).

Javio: Bro I been strokin' it all night
Elina: That's triin cazy!!

triin cazy by dii1 November 9, 2020

Kamina_Crayman straightness scale 

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.

I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.

Kamina_Crayman straightness scale by TensaiOre June 10, 2021

Doo-Doo Crayon 

Doo-doo rolled up inside newspaper and frozen in the freezer. Once frozen, the paper is peeled back to reveal the tip. This creation resembles a brown crayon, hence the name Doo-Doo Crayon.

Last night, we made some doo-doo crayons and tagged downtown.

Doo-Doo Crayon by Irving_Nutty January 1, 2012

Breaks my crayons 

This sentence is often times used when someone is sad or disappointed. It cannot be used when you are only mildly disappointed. You must be extremly sad

Guy A "Dude i can't go this week"

Guy B "Aww man now this just breaks my crayons..."

Breaks my crayons by UD sentences September 3, 2012

bag of cray 

All sorts of crazy. When describing something as "cray" is just not enough.

Damn. I don't understand this girl at all. She's just a bag of cray.

bag of cray by bagofcray July 11, 2014

cursing with crayons

A way to describe someone who curses like a little kid and sounds out of place cursing.

Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!

cursing with crayons by von groovy August 4, 2017

Carzy

A mispelling of the word crazy that actually ended up sounding cool.

(Actual E-Mail Conversation)
Friend: I worked in the receiving dock for the bookstore, grunt work, opening boxes, stacking shelves, labeling and pricing merchandise…
Me: Huh, you actually had a real man job!
Friend: Yeah, can you believe it? I got DIRTY! Nothing like this job...(working at a bank)
Me: Carzy, I could never imagine you getting dirty.
Friend: It is pretty carzy. (Making fun of me)

Carzy by Shannon Redmond August 24, 2005