cookie king

Motherfucker that waddles like a penguin, doesn’t know how to style clothes and has eyes very close to each other. If he doesn’t like the walking dead then he isn’t a “cookie king”

Did you see that weirdo cookie king on TikTok?

Nah man

by MAG666 April 25, 2024

lunch room cookie

a cookie that white boys get slapped with for saying the n-word

did you see him get smacked with that lunch room cookie

by yourmom800 April 2, 2022

Cookie

A cookie is a a small sweet cake, typically round and flat and having a crisp or chewy texture. They are most commonly known for having chocolate chips but sometimes they can can have mini Reese's Cups in them or Mini M&M's like Tim horton's or other places people sell cookies with different stuff in them.

"Hello! Do you have any cookies? If so I would like to purchase half of a dozen"

by Pizza_bagels101 June 23, 2023

Sugar Cookie

Have your partner poop in the bed and roll around in it.

Last night my partner gave me a sugar cookie

by BigCookieGuy September 1, 2021

Beaver cookie

Thin slice of wood from a log, usually to 1 inches thick, and the entire diameter of any size log. Used within boy scouts and written on to present awards.

That beaver cookie makes a lovely award.

by Extraordn April 11, 2016

skittle cookie

Where a woman inserts skittles into her vag and a man (or woman) eats them whilst coated in slippery substances.

Yo, Dave ate Karens skittle cookie

by MrMarlow August 12, 2017

Baking Cookies

A Navy term for any action related to "Command Involvement." Such activities usually result in the sailor spending 10% of their time doing their actual job, and 90% doing volunteer/extra activities to raise funds for more activities in an effort to get promoted (or just to avoid real work).

You got an early promotion on your eval? You must have been baking cookies.

by gegilso September 30, 2020