Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.

-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!

by T D1ddy March 01, 2011

Jump call

To call someone without prior warning, but scarier. Especially applicable for video calls like teams, zoom, facetime.

Brian from Migration keeps jump calling me about verifying the newest data dump, when I've set my status to busy.

by Betty3.0 October 31, 2023

Call me Joe

A phrase mainly used by the British, while they enjoy some fine scones and fresh green tea.

callmejoe.com

What's up, Jojo?
Bloody hell mate, call me Joe!

by dontcallmejoe October 20, 2020

Pro call

When you randomly call out a professional athlete who are clearly more superior then you at the sport that you’re better than them.

Average Joe: Hey Will Gadd!
Will Gadd: yea?
Average Joe: I’m a better ice climber than you.

Will Gadd: did that guy just pro call me?

by Schluckschwein December 03, 2021

creature call

making animal sounds with your body parts during sex to make it feel more exotic

The adult actress did a creature call to make her scene more adventurous.

by Coop Dupe May 26, 2018

Call Of Duty

A place where you can find 12 year olds raging at their xbox because they think your hacking

12 year old: YOUR FREAKING HACKING ON CALL OF DUTY LOSER
person:nah man just my aim
12 Year Old: NO THATS NOT IT F**K YOU

by Jessestaff January 26, 2018

Call of duty

Every person that does this will never have sex in their live, the old name if this game was ("if you play thg is shitty ass game you will never touch a woman"

Call of duty is shit

by May 30, 2021