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Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.
My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.
by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022
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Oma Block You

Oma Block You;

Originally meant to be said as the phrase "i'm going to block you"

Oma Block You is usually an error message sent by an easily offended female with high percentages of anger issues.

The Female to Male Ratio of this phrase are as follows:
Females Recorded: 99%
Males: 1%

Usually said in anger or sarcasm.
Either that or the individual is just a dumb bitch.
Male #1: "Ayo, Show Me You're Tits"
Female #1: "Fuck off, Oma Block You"
by ChopGod149 October 29, 2022
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A block on a cock

Literally what the term says, when a man/trans-fluid person with his/her penis erectile puts heavy weights on it for sexual pleasure and stimulation, and as a flex to see how strong his/her cock is.
I put A block on a cock, well, more specifically, my trans girlfriend's cock to see how much stronger her cock is compared to my tiny little pimple penis. Oh she came so hard the cum blast literally lifted up the 50 pound block and that made my pimple penis cum as well, causing my penis to grow 8 inches with my cum alone. Damn what a dream
by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022
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Block Blast

The second upcoming of mobile contracting addictions which had been invented for the main purpose of increasing screen time
Omar: Hey wanna go out outside
Robert: No I'm busy playing Block Blast
by Blaza_Boi December 20, 2024
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Cock block

A person that comes between you and your boyfriend/girlfriend
I kept tryna talk to my girl but Maria kept being a cock block
by Rere272728 April 25, 2019
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block n fall

a very strong liquor or wine that when you drink it you will walk a block then fall. ( used mostly in Gainesville or Goons- ville Florida )
A yo whats wrong with dude over there?" " He just got done drinking some block n fall.
by dat boi u luv 2 hate May 4, 2011
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Block Cock

When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).
Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?
by iiAvolition May 25, 2016
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