tongue beat

The act of vigorous licking, usually of one’s genitals.

“Girl, DeMarcus is a low key freak! Last night during foreplay, he flipped me over and tongue beat my turd box so good; Sista my legs started convulsing!”

by SXiPPY February 20, 2022

To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"

by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017

beating it silly style

Jerking off with both of your hand and your legs behind your head while laughing like goofy

Bro I found Nathan beating it silly style last night

by SenpaiFlared January 24, 2024

the Devil is beating his wife

An old saying that is used to describe times when it is raining but the sun is still shining and there is little to no cloud cover. Most commonly used by southern and/or country folk in the US.

Jim: Huh, the Devil is beating his wife.

Ted: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

by Thatstupidantt June 22, 2022

Pre-Beat

The act of beating off before work, school, appointment, and daily activity

John pre-beats before going to school so he won’t catch a erection during the day

by John handpick November 1, 2018

Bamboo Beating

When you take a piece of bamboo and chase and whip a person with it.

Where's Vic?
She's giving that asian guy a bamboo beating!

by Slow Asian January 11, 2010

beat you to oblivion

To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.

Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"

by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020