Wet teddy bear

Gay bearded man love near water.

Those guys were all so happy out on the beach going at it like wet teddy bears.

by MitchellWay March 12, 2021

dripping wet condom

a condom that is dripping wet from heavy amounts of sperm, normally frm people like MoonMan

damn moonman stop havin sex with <tool_freak>! he's not a cat

by your dad July 9, 2003

wetting a towel

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls vag.

see: sex

frankie: heh heh thors wetting a towel!
anna: mailes! for like the 9th time!
both: hahahahahaha shes such a slut!

by fraaaaaaaaaaanx June 24, 2008

wet teddy

When you drop your teddy in a puddle and wash it using your daughters left sock in a bag of bleach.

I did a wet teddy!

by SlappyGrandad69mililetres October 14, 2017

Water Is Wet

A show that was made by two inexperienced directors that added Jacob Sartorius and his wanna Mark Thomas the show, even going to such lengths of adding the slut of the generation, Loren Gray.

Person 1:Did you watch Water Is Wet?

Person 2: Wait, that show's still playing?

by JSthebest November 2, 2018

Wet Brick Syndrome

A terrible disease affecting millions daily. Symptoms may include fainting, irritability, and the tendency of finding wet bricks in places you may not expect them.

Dude, Jeff fainted this morning after finding a brick in the shower. He must have Wet Brick Syndrome.

by WetBrickServivor June 21, 2015

Hitler's wet dream

Pewdiepie also known as Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg.

WSJ: Pewdiepie, a manipulative tall blonde lad with blue eyes, makes dancing Indians sing, "Death to all Jews". Evidently, he was the perfect Aryan raging with sardonic humour, and thus Hitler's wet dream.

by The Other Hot and Sexy February 26, 2017