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Tom

Tom is a guy with a 10-inch Cock and Makes 300k a month.
Girl 1. Oh, My God Tom's Cock Makes Me So Wet.
Girl 2. I know right I would definitely Smash.
Boy 1. Why does Tom have to have such a Big Cock?
by Kathleen Henrickson May 20, 2020
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Tom

A grumpy racist old man. Enjoys an abundance of hostess products. Generally uses broken English. Does not like cheese and loves to not talk to his wife. Calls people names all the time
“Wow Tom is in quite the angry mood today
by Darien the driver February 1, 2022
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Tom Aue 10

Tom is a corrupt dumb idiot who smells like a dead horse.
by TomRudolph Aue January 12, 2023
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Tom G

Somehow pulls a lot of bitches but is really retarded.
Look at Tom g, rizzing up more chicks than he has underwear!
by XDTechnoOCE February 25, 2024
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Tom Kakara

The purest example of awesomeness, perfection, and coolness. When God said he would make mankind in his likeness, Tom was the ultimate prototype
Man that Harley is Tom Kakara
by bone2069 November 30, 2010
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Tom's Einstein, the genius of the era, from stage to relativity, mind-blowing!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
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Toms River

A township that is a dumping ground for fringe and hate. I define this literally without mentioning any particular groups of people.
Toms River has a big population.
by beachboy1122 September 1, 2023
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