Stall Ninja

Someone sitting in the stall next to you whom you never hear until the toilet flushes, the sink goes off or just the bathroom door open and close.

Jim heard what I said about him in the bathroom; damn he must be a stall ninja!

by bigmanproductions September 3, 2013

ninja

Coolass fighter
who were tight suits
to show off their kickass bodies!
hiiiiyaaaa!

a hot guy named rock lee with ninja
powers

by mily jang October 18, 2008

ninja tickle

when things are going casually, and a friend surprise tickles you with the speed and agility of a ninja.

NINJA TICKLE!!

by ab09307 December 16, 2010

Ninja Creami

When you say you can definitely pull out but you sneak the tip in when you climax.

Couldn’t help myself to a Ninja Creami now I’m paying child support

by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

Logistical ninja

One who owns at making shit happen!

Did you see this party, Bob is a logistical ninja!

by Smrtblue December 6, 2017

Ninja

Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.

Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.

Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.

Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?

*sits in a corner and ponders this*

by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018

arkansas ninja rape

When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it

I could go for some Arkansas Ninja Rape right now.

by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017