Wet Polar Beared

When a young man is seduced by an old woman, and the man slips his unit into her pussy to find out that she hasn't been used in years. Glaciers of iced cum has cemented the inside of her vagina.

" Fernando loved my grandma, and didn't know what he was getting into. My grandma Wet Polar beared Fernando into a cold sensation."

by Corey Jackson September 6, 2009

The Himilayian Tree Bear

The coolest bear in ohio .

"The Himilayian Tree Bear" is a beast

by coltonisaginger April 10, 2010

Teddy Bear Friend

That friend that is always there, that you can always ramble to and hug any time, but doesn't have much to say usually.

"Skylar is such a Teddy bear friend, they seem to always listen"

by Skyiskitten October 22, 2022

un-bear-eavable!

Adj. Pertaining to that which is bearlike or involves a bear. Adapted from the word unbelievable so that bears can use it.

I beat that shit up like honey; it was un-bear-eavable!

by haylox9 November 7, 2010

marky bear x

a laid back fella who will shower u in gifts and vodka if you follow markys way. he just loves lil boys x

AHHHHHHHHHH STOP IT marky bear x.

by DRAGONMYBALLSONURFACE123 November 17, 2016

care bear slam

The act of eating a large amount of jello then body slamming 7 year old at their birthday party then puking into the child's mouth.

The birthday party ended abruptly after Jack's drunk uncle Bill care bear slammed him.

by John the kid with a haircut May 25, 2016

Turkish Polar Bear

When two guys are having sex with with the vagina, and asshole, at the same time.

'Oh my god! Johnny was on his back, and Sharron was riding him really hard, and then Bobby came from behind and started fucking her ass! It looked like a 'Turkish Polar Bear'.

by Gonnaeatu February 21, 2015