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Slut Math

A math equation that decides if somebody (normally a female) can be considered slutty.

The equation is shown below:
(# of past partners) / (age - 10) = X

Possible answers:
X<1 Good girl, the kind you take home to mom.
X=1 Average, there is nothing wrong with being normal.
X>1 SLUT, fun to play with but generally crazy.
Guy 1: Rachel looks cute, but with my Slut Math skills I have determined she is a slut.
Guy 2: How did you do that?
Guy 1: Well she is 16 years old, and has slept with 18 guys. It is simple math, 18/6=3.

Guy 2: Damn dude, you're right, she is a super slut!
by Zachy P July 20, 2010
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slut-bucket

A girl whom one fucks when coming out of a sexual "drought", mearley for the sake of relieving ones' self.(Usually being a fat and or ugly, low self-esteemed female)
John: Man I haven't fucked anyone in 3 months! I need to go down the street and find me a slutbucket!
"Dude, I wouldnt have normally screwed a 300 pound girl, but I needed to bust a nut!
"Man what a slut-bucket!"
by Alex Ryan Logan December 10, 2008
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deployment sluts

girls who think it's "trendy" to date military men, and thus act like complete freaking whores when troops' tours are over, even if these men show no interest.
Oh, you just got back from Iraq? Let's fuck. Oh, you don't want to? Then I'll try and rape you! giggle
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Bacon Slut

A girl who takes pleasure in eating greasy bacon off of a guy's washboard abs.
"Mackenzie and Lucas broke up!"
"She only went out with him to eat bacon off of his washboard abs."
"What a bacon slut!"
by tayruru August 16, 2011
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dumb slut

Basically any woman born in the United States after 1960
I wish that dumb slut would only open her mouth to stick my dick in it.....no body cares what she has to say. She should just sit there, STFU, and look cute.
by Schillenger May 22, 2011
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Slut

A girl with low self-esteem who sleeps with alot of men thinking it would get guys to like her better but it doesnt. Not to be mistake with women who actually like sex so they go out and do it. Which in my opinion is unfair that if a women wants to go out and have sex she is called a slut but if a man does he's just being a man. It's a double standard.
Dumbass Girl1: Karen made out with two guys at the same time at the party last night and liked it. What a slut. Dumbass Girl2: I know right. Me: No she is not a slut. She is just given a bad reputation because stupid people like you don't know the difference between a slut and a girl who likes sex.
by I like to fuck, so what? March 27, 2010
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slut

a person male or female who hooks up with a lot of people, or a person who does a lot of sexual activities with more then one person
god tara is such a slut for doing that with him when she new u liked her he was ur friend. thats not the only people she hooks up with to she is a bit of a slut
by mexico slut May 30, 2010
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