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Stoney Bologna Post Maloney

To the point of being so stoned, you don't think there is a point much higher you can get. Feeling stoney-bologna as lit as Post Malone is.
Man them dabs made me Stoney Bologna Post Maloney

National Don’t Post LeBron Day 

November 12th is a day that no matter what you can’t post LeBron that day or it violates the day.
“Dude are you making a post about LeBron?”

“Yeah why?”

“It’s National Don’t Post LeBron Day dude you can’t!”

“Oh shit my bad bro.”

Community licking post 

I saw your little brother at the community licking post waiting his turn with your uncle's spot

"Licked" an online post or message

Licking is Similar to "liking" an online post or message but 4.5 times more powerful.

Licks, not likes!
"Licked" an online post or message

"Licked"
I would like 3 cases of lone star light please.

Once this message has been licked it recieves 4.5x the power of some lameass who simply "likes" a message.

July 1st National post your crush day 

July 1st National post your crush day

At the back post 

An phrase mostly used to express thankfulness and praise for someone else’s saviour-esque actions.
Dan: “Everyone put your shit down, school is cancelled

Everyone else (in chorus): “DAN AT THE BACK POST!!!!!”