Central Park Wasted

The state of being more obliterated than you've ever been in your entire life. Symptoms may include smashing your head against a boulder, vomiting, public vandalism, sleeping on rocks, chance of concussion. Most common symptoms include humiliation and a deep personal reflection. Drastic lifestyle changes may follow.

"Bro, you haven't been wasted until you've been central park wasted!"

"How drunk were you?!? ..."I was central park wasted."

by Lil' Day-Day October 20, 2012

Persian Parking Spot

A vacant parking spot that is among the closest to the entrance of a destination location.

This parking lot is full, but I hope I can find a Persian Parking spot.

by PrinceOfYogurt October 30, 2011

North park secondary

Buncha bitch rich kids that think they're gangsters.

"that kid goes to North Park secondary"
"Oh...what a bitch rich kid that think's he's a gangster. We should jump him"
"Gang shit"

by Gingersnap-her December 10, 2018

Manors park

Manors park pussy ass fuck and don’t get no type of money and fake yammers and not a real hood

Manors park has roaches

by Travez360 January 25, 2019

Parking Lot pimpin'

When a grip of trick whips sit in a parkin lot with they candy paint and some Gs just grab some respectable young lady and spit game in her ear.

A guy Parking Lot pimpin' whispin:

I just waxed it.
My car got cleaned too.

by Cool face December 28, 2005

Park Bench Ass

A large, flat ass on a woman. As if she flattened it through excessive time spent sitting on a park bench.

Rachael Ray is kinda hot, but she's got serious park bench ass.

by James in Raleigh June 9, 2009

Trailer Park Syndrome

When a girl (technically could be a guy too) seemingly randomly switches from being overweight to thin, to overweight and the cycle continues usually for their whole life. It is common for girls who were known at a time in life to be fat to almost spontaneously becoming hot, and usually along with becoming hot also becoming a whore. This phenomenon is common in trailer parks but as well in white suburban areas, or any area where teenage girls being hoes is common.

Dude 1:Is that kathy? Wasn't she a lard bucket in elementary school?
Dude 2:I dont know what your talking about dude shes sexy as hell!
Dude 1:She is now, she must have Trailer Park Syndrome.

by Barrano247 June 18, 2011