courtesy time

the appropriate time and privacy needed to go number two.

Hey, perhaps I could meet you in the lobby, I need some courtesy time.
-OR-
PU, you stink, why don't I turn up the music & light a match...you seem to need some courtesy time.

by Effin Jane December 28, 2008

migration time

migration time is the length of time required for a flatulent to migrate from the turdholder, out through whatever clothing is present, to be experienced by awaiting noses.---Migration time is greatly affected by types and layers of clothing. For instance, a very baggy shorts, or kilts, allow for very short migration time. It is believed that Albert Einstein's initial theory of relativity somehow involved migration time from a monks robe.

Due to Gilberto's migration time misjudgement, everyone in the elevator thought he shit his pants.

by scottoff November 7, 2007

stairwell time

To have adventurous and risky sex in the stairwell of a school, building, apartment complex, etc... with the possibility of being caught.

Man I had some crazy ass stairwell time with this chick at work!

by Kayla_3232 January 6, 2008

choma time

One Whos Stays up allll night and sleeps untill like 7 the next day is said to be on choma time.

kid 1: *calls kid 2* hello? is _ _ _ _ there?
Parent: Yes but he is sleeping
kid 1: oh he should get off choma time.
parent: I would wake him up but he gets mad at me.
kid 1: oh okay well bye.......

by Cassie Miller April 7, 2008

Times Five

Used at the end of a sentence to describe something that is SO out of control or crazy as hell.

"Sorry I'm late. I just drove back from Manhattan. Traffic times five!"

OR

Dude 1: "I don't think I wanna hook up with that chick from the club anymore. She goes ape shit if I don't text her like all day."

Dude 2: "Yeah I hear u man. Psycho times 5. Hook up with someone else.

OR

Girl 1: "You put them back? How expensive were those shoes?"

Girl 2: "TOO much. Paycheck times five."

by Tylik Delvirgo June 2, 2014

fraggle time

"Fraggle Time" is defined as the time that you are awake past midnight. Because you haven't gone to sleep, a new day hasn't officially started for you yet, meaning you can still make due on tasks that were supposed to be done. Typically associated with college students who work on projects last minute, and people who work night shifts.

Carl: Can you tell me what day it is?
Jim: It's Wednesday
Zach: Dude it's Thursday
Jim: Sorry, I'm still on Fraggle Time

"The current date/time is June 25th 2:21am FT (Fraggle Time)"

by MTyCo June 26, 2014

Princess Time

The time where you treat your female partner like a princess when they feel down or hormonal.

My girlfriend always wants princess time when she's on her period.

by Daring Darling December 10, 2018