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fucking ninja

Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.
"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja
by dick lick👅 December 7, 2017
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ninja games

Ninja games are a genre of games that people named “Dan”strongly dislike more then other named people
Dan-“I hate ninja games
by Brown beanz September 1, 2021
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textbook ninja

That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !
"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"
by mc!aren_senna May 28, 2021
mugGet the textbook ninjamug.

Ninja Dust

The act of busting on the woman's breasts and then tossing a handful of glitter in the cum. Whilst creating a beautiful art piece, you disappear before she gets the aftermath out of her nose and eyes.
Bro, last night I ninja dusted this girl, and dipped. She had no idea where I went.
by NorthernOmen March 1, 2024
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fruit ninja days

referring to a time period where one self harms or cuts themselves
I cant send you thigh pics because of my fruit ninja days.
by ktkills January 25, 2024
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Ninja Cowgirl

When a girl gives you some dirty mummy wraps.
"Bro, she totally gave me the ninja cowgirl, and now I have the Pharaoh's curse."
by Deputy Mayor McCheese September 15, 2022
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ninja path

Derived from the Indonesian phrase "jalan ninja", this slang term refers to a way of life, motto, belief, or "dream" that guides them in achieving their goals.
Going to cinemas 10 times per year at this age of 21 is my ninja path to be allowed by parents to watch more mature (inappropriate) movies. BTW, once I turn 23, I'm going to be "old" if my parents still deem movies like Deadpool to be too inappropriate to me to watch.
by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025
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