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Jake

Jake is a Jewish name commonly used to name a baby boy. Dating a Jake is the worst thing you can do ladies, moral of the story don’t date a Jake because he might be an a hole who’s gonna ask for pictures.
“Stacy, my boyfriend Jake just asked for pictures
by Margot🤷‍♀️ November 22, 2022
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jake treanor

jake treanor is essentially a sick cunt. If the system is ever corrupt he will fix it. He is smart, funny, lovable and a genuine person. Jake is the type of person that you want to be around constantly. Although jake treanor's muscles are huge, he is humble and awesome at rapping. If anyone tried to pick a fight with jake they'd loose.
I saw Jake Treanor walking the other day! gee wiz he has a huge cock!
by your daddy6969 June 4, 2017
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Jake Caruaua

Ugly ass skinny bitch ass. That listens to geometry dash for fun and can't afford decent headphones. Somehow has decent friends due to disabilities.
Look at the anorexic fish. It's called Jake Caruaua.
by Tobias Babu April 8, 2019
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Jake/eros

Jake/Eros is the best person you can ever meet you can always catch them in Kpop chat spouting nonsense (unless you know about Koop ) they also have a good sense of style 😯 his Roblox character is so swag this person is always willing to play some Roblox with you and you can always text them at 5 I’m the morning to play pingpong on iOS games ALSO VERY TALENTED te amo
Omg Jake/Eros you so cool 😱😱😱
by El edit July 22, 2021
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jake paul

HEs the reason people get fucking cancer fuck jake Paul fuck you
hey I like Jake paul
fuck you I cut your face off now.
by Isuckpussy🍼 August 4, 2023
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jake

this guy jake is the kinda guy to be like super nice and kind and nice and has loads of cash in this cargo pantaloons.

he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).

um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
"ooohh baby, i need a lot of alcohol because i am of age citzen man"
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
by bill keefer May 9, 2022
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Jake

Some next shitter at valorant cant aim to save his life
shit = jake
by Jake. t November 25, 2022
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